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Club Penguin Nowadays by ImYoshibacon Club Penguin Nowadays by ImYoshibacon
why is this my most popular deviation

If you need an explanation to why I made this then take a look below.


First Panel: My penguin logging in for the first time since like 2010.


Second Panel: Club Penguin Babies aka "Pookies" and "Mumus"
This is just some stupid and disturbing trend some bored girl must have came up with that somehow got popular. Pookies are players roleplaying as baby penguins on Club Penguin. They usually hang out at the Pet Shop. (Which I recommend avoiding now because they're extremely annoying) The way they type their baby talk is just corrupted English with the excessive use of the letter W. Like "hwi" meaning Hi, "otay" meaning Okay, and "cwawls" meaning Crawls. Pookies aren't the only part I have a big grudge against... It's the "Mumus" that bother me more. Mumus are exactly what they sound like; Players role-playing as Mothers. Yes, this is about being a fucking parent in Club Penguin. I highly dislike this because not only are they annoying, but they're extremely similar to preps (Which I'll talk about later) because they act like rich, talented, and "pretty" celebrities so that they'll gain the pookies' attention and "adopt" them. What happens when they adopt them? They go to their Mumu's igloo and pretend to be a family. I'm not kidding. The players' imagination goes as far as changing their diapers and even nursing them. e_o

Another real disturbing thing about these "Mumus" is that some of them go as far as pretending to give birth to a pookie with the following phrases they type in-game: "AHHH!", "ITS COMING!", "PUSHES", "comes out".


Third Panel: Preps/Dating. This has been going on in CP and CPPSs for a long time and from what I can tell, Its never going to end unfortunately. EVERYBODY IS FUCKING BROWN. The typical guy outfit always has the Tuft wig, shades, pearl or star necklace or a scarf, a hoodie, and a teddy bear. Girl outfits are the same as the guys' except they have the Flutterby wig or the blonde version. Preps are just stupid annoying high school-like football players or cheerleaders. Why do they all dress like this? So they can look attractive and cute because they're lonely teenagers who think virtual penguins are attractive. Well, I can't really complain about them. This girl once told me hot is hot. Because some girls are actually attracted to fictional characters like Sonic the Hedgehog [obviously, the dA Sonic fanbase], Danny Phantom [I dunno why :P], and even The Once-ler from THE LORAX! As for guys, do I need to say anything else other than anime girls? :

But the one thing that really bothers me on a Club Penguin Private Server (CPPS) and makes me facepalm so hard is when someone has either "single", "taken", or "crushing<3" on their playercard status. These pathetic people are the reason why Club Penguin has practically become eharmony or match.com for kids and teens.


Fourth Panel: Basic Idiots 

Firstly, I really don't have much to say about those little imaginary actions people do such as "sits down" or "eats taco" when you can actually sit down in-game. One that really bothers me is when people pretend to be cool, hip, popular rich people when they say shit like "checks iphone" or "texts" which is extremely annoying and pointless. As for eating tacos, bacon, or pie jokes, they aren't funny to me anymore in my opinion since I've grown out of the "XD" and random phase.

Second, false and unfair friendships. This is when a non-member just wants to hang out with a member. But no, the members act like complete assholes and refuse to cooperate with non-members. Thus, making non-members to force their parents into buying them a membership just so they could have more friends. It's Disney's tactic to use children's insecurities for financial gain.

And as for the penguin on the right, why are Colleges so cool now? They can't even spell it right for fuck's sake. xP


And the fifth panel is me disappointed.

To all Club Penguin fans, NO, I am NOT against you in any way. I'm just here to sum up what the game has become since my departure/when I became too old for it.

Club Penguin © Disney
Comic by me

Hipster penguin in fourth panel.
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:iconaskmelodyshine:
AskMelodyshine Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Student Digital Artist
I hate the preps so much! I dressed up my penguin on there once and made it wear glasses and I went to the High School and a few minutes later preps were calling me a nerd. They were like, "EWW A NERD!" "GET AWAY!" "NERD ALERT!" and I was like. "Wtf, okay because I made my penguin wear glasses means I'm a nerd?" "Okay then..." Preps are way more annoying than Pookies tbh :I
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pookiekiller3000 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015
the pookies deserved these!!FnaF Icon [49] - Nightmare Bonnie Jumpscare Five Nights at Freddy's 2 - New Foxy Icon toy Bonnie jumpscare gif! chica chicken jumpscare gif! Five Nights at Freddy's 3 - Phantom Mangle Peupat Golden bonnie Fnaf 3 jumpscare trailer FNaF 1 Chica Jumpscare Emoticon Phantom Chica Jumpscare icon Phantom Freddy jumpscare (W. GF style) Five Nights At Freddy's 2  ToyFreddy JumpScare Freddy Fazbear Emote - Five Nights At Freddys Game over Bonnie Emote - Five Nights At Freddys GaMe OvEr Emote - Five Nights At Freddys Game Over Foxy Emote - Five Nights At Freddys chica chicken jumpscare gif! Freddy power out gif! Die in a fire (FNAF3 Icon) fnaf bonni FNAF 3: Springtrap Icon HUEHUH FNAF MONGLE! FNAF 3: Springtrap Icon 2 elephantom frooty jumpscpare - ICOND  EDITITIION!! Golden bonnie Fnaf 3 jumpscare trailer FNAF2 - FrUiTy FaTbAlLs Toy freddy /Withered toy freddy Fnaf 2 Golden freddy / Freddy   Fnaf 2/Fnaf 1 Freddy power out gif! Old Chica Gamer Icon Withered Toy Freddy jumpscare icon Gentle The Marionette Icon 
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:iconredrosesutcliff17:
REDrosesutcliff17 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015
Yup x) but honestly  i just be a pookie  to troll the others and learn that club penguin  is no date sight Troll!!! 
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:iconfoxyfox119:
foxyfox119 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015
this is what happens when you get on the server blizzard
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:iconshotgundude:
ShotgunDude Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015
As a new Club Penguin player, it looks to me like I have quite some stuff to go through.
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:iconcatlover901:
catlover901 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have to say Members are assholes, unlike the old days where everyone would be friends if your a member or not.
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:iconwhotheheckisgretchen:
Really true... the members are buttholes sometimes...
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:iconredrosesutcliff17:
REDrosesutcliff17 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015
Well  i was a member  but i befriend  all non members  because  I  know  that  I  will  be a non member  some  day and plus I'm  kind enough  to  say alright  we can be buddies 
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:iconcatlover901:
catlover901 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I just want to get rid of the memberships
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:iconwhotheheckisgretchen:
Me too :s
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:iconcatlover901:
catlover901 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wish we had an army to take down the members, but it's kind of a dumb idea...
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:iconwhotheheckisgretchen:
OMG So true!! this is so totally why I quit CP and started playing Oasis.ps!!
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:iconimyoshibacon:
ImYoshibacon Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I used to play that like a month ago. I quit though because to hell with getting attached to people there.
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:iconwhotheheckisgretchen:
Ohhh okay.
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:iconmakingyouamixtape:
MakingYouAMixTape Featured By Owner May 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You're so right though 
Oh my god 
But the "preps" have always been there. Always been complete bitches. I don't even want to know how the fuck pookies started.
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:iconmangledarobowitswag:
MangleDaRoboWitSwag Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Makes sense
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:icontheicarlyangel:
TheiCarlyAngel Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Student Artist
Same here. Nothing much has changed once I came back to CP. XP
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:iconcpgoldlily1711:
CPGoldlily1711 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
Those derp eyes...
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:iconlovelovebeam:
lovelovebeam Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Student Artist
I HAT PREPS THEY ANOOY THE HEAK OUTA ME
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:iconlucywashere:
Lucywashere Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014
meh haters gonna hate
IM NOT SAYING I LIKE THE NEW CLUB PENGUIN NOW, ITS BULLSHIT!!
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:iconunikittyscourge:
unikittyscourge Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
You got THAT right about those STUPID PUFFLE SHOP STEALING POOKIES!!! >:(
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:iconoscarkazooie:
oscarkazooie Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014
shit it got real
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:iconmlpfim456:
mlpfim456 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I was on Club Penguin and I walked up to a guy who was wearing a pearl necklace and I said "Haha you're wearing a girls necklace" and a bunch of other players said "OHHHHHHH!!"
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:iconitsmebrownmindpopper:
The fake random people. YES
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:iconremusyoshi:
remusyoshi Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Student Artist
Its true :(
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:icongoodmythicalbeast:
GoodMythicalBeast Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
so you hate club penguin?
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:iconmellasofi11:
mellasofi11 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
OMG
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:iconactivistspider:
ActivistSpider Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014
*five years ago*
Me: Ahh well I finished all the PSA's missions, got all the nm clothing, worked hard on getting coins for my penguin, and I have decent friends. I played this game out for a while so I'll come back in a few years

Now:
Me: ...... My old account is no more... PSA was destroyed... missed a major event... members are jerks.... What the H*** is a pookie.... and what in the hell is EPF? Replaced the PSA? WHY IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SIMILAR MISSIONS! THEY GOT RID OF HOW HERBERT SHOWED UP(PSA missions)!!!! AND THEY ADDED PENGUINS THAT I DONT KNOW.... Well I'll come back in another five years..... nvm.... it'll be worse
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:iconabby1165:
abby1165 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
I think it was megg`s fault there was dating on cp >:c
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:iconwhotheheckisgretchen:
yes! I seriously agree!
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:iconabby1165:
abby1165 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
cp really has changed D':
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:iconderpyhooves9994:
derpyhooves9994 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Student General Artist
I extremely agree.
Pookies are annoying,
Preps are just weird,
Members are assholes,
and I am disapointed in the lack of nm clothing.
Hong Kong emote 
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:iconlovelovebeam:
lovelovebeam Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Student Artist
Me too at least i have my mckenzie hair 
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:iconunikittyscourge:
unikittyscourge Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
POOKIES are stupid heads.
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:iconabby1165:
abby1165 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
omfg ikr
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:iconabby1165:
abby1165 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
I`m a nice member tho o.e
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:iconskullkittenz21:
Skullkittenz21 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What I really dislike is how most penguins are brown. even my penguin's GF is brown!
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:iconcxdlover:
cxdlover Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's just so stupid. Have you seen the people saying 'bathroom at my iggy!'? It's the stupidest thing ever. Not to mention I watched one of my friends 'give birth' on Club Penguin and it was stupid. But I have to admit, I was laughing at the stupidness. I completely agree with this. And what is with all the brown penguins?
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:iconimyoshibacon:
ImYoshibacon Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What the hell goes through a kid's mind that makes them pretend to give birth in Club Penguin?
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:iconcxdlover:
cxdlover Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, right? It's just wrong..
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:iconlovelovebeam:
lovelovebeam Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Student Artist
yeah But You Don't Have to Wear Boy Things to stand out of the crowd Alot of things changed sence 2012
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:iconbiggestanimehfan:
BiggestAnimehFan Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know how you feel.... 
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:iconredrosesutcliff17:
REDrosesutcliff17 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
Lol I agree im 18 and still play it I might get member ship but I will be friends with non members, heck I got a puffle name itachi for crying out loud, but yeah bacon if ur still playing this we should meet up somewhere
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yesiplayminecraft Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Sometimes I run around and I pretend to poo poo on preps... I call it preps are potties! rofl XD
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:iconnatureanddragons:
NatureAndDragons Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol I should troll by being a pookie and saying "Pick me, I am NOT snobby and have good grammar. " XD
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:iconyesiplayminecraft:
yesiplayminecraft Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
Pookies are okayish with me but i despise those STUPID FREAKING PREPS THAT ACT BETTER THAN EVERYONE UGGGGH!!!!
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:iconlovelovebeam:
lovelovebeam Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Student Artist
I Hate Preps too
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:iconunikittyscourge:
unikittyscourge Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
It's the POOKIES that get on mah nerves.
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:iconakirathehedgie:
akirathehedgie Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol thats so true i stopped playing a LONG time ago and i remember not being a member and people not wanting to talk to me XD then thousands of dollars later i was popular with a membership lol i wonder if its still like that?
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Totojo2 Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Student Artist
I think, I was member and I make a lot of friends and after, I lost my membership and they stop talking to me  emmplz (fixed) 
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