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Club Penguin Nowadays by ImYoshibacon Club Penguin Nowadays by ImYoshibacon
Okay, before you say "Bacon, enough with this Club Penguin shit. Grow the fuck up already." I've been into CP lately because of Tumblr. Here's a good reason why: nowaclubpenguinblog.tumblr.com…

Alright, let me explain this comic I just HAD to make.


First Panel: My penguin (Yoshiru) logging in for the first time since like 2010.


Second Panel: Club Penguin Babies aka "Pookies" and "Mumus"
This is just some stupid and disturbing trend some bored girl must have came up with that somehow got popular. Pookies are players roleplaying as baby penguins on Club Penguin. They usually hang out at the Pet Shop. (Which I recommend avoiding now because they're extremely annoying) The way they type their baby talk is just corrupted English with the excessive use of the letter W. Like "hwi" meaning Hi, "otay" meaning Okay, and "cwawls" meaning Crawls. Pookies aren't the only part I have a big grudge against... It's the "Mumus" that bother me more. Mumus are exactly what they sound like; Players role-playing as Mothers. Yes, this is about being a fucking parent in Club Penguin. I highly dislike this because not only are they annoying, but they're extremely similar to preps (Which I'll talk about later) because they act like rich, talented, and "pretty" celebrities so that they'll gain the pookies' attention and "adopt" them. What happens when they adopt them? They go to their Mumu's igloo and pretend to be a family. I'm not kidding. The players' imagination goes as far as changing their diapers and even nursing them. e_o

Another real disturbing thing about these "Mumus" is that some of them go as far as pretending to give birth to a pookie with the following phrases they type in-game: "AHHH!", "ITS COMING!", "PUSHES", "comes out".


Third Panel: Preps/Dating. This has been going on in CP and CPPSs for a long time and from what I can tell, Its never going to end unfortunately. EVERYBODY IS FUCKING BROWN. The typical guy outfit always has the Tuft wig, shades, pearl or star necklace or a scarf, a hoodie, and a teddy bear. Girl outfits are the same as the guys' except they have the Flutterby wig or the blonde version. Preps are just stupid annoying high school-like football players or cheerleaders. Why do they all dress like this? So they can look attractive and cute because they're lonely teenagers who think virtual penguins are attractive. Well, I can't really complain about them. This girl once told me hot is hot. Because some girls are actually attracted to fictional characters like Sonic the Hedgehog [obviously, the dA Sonic fanbase], Danny Phantom [I dunno why :P], and even The Once-ler from THE LORAX! As for guys, do I need to say anything else other than anime girls? :

But the one thing that really bothers me on a Club Penguin Private Server (CPPS) and makes me facepalm so hard is when someone has either "single", "taken", or "crushing<3" on their playercard status. These pathetic people are the reason why Club Penguin has practically become eharmony or match.com for kids and teens.


Fourth Panel: Basic Retards.

Firstly, I really don't have much to say about those little imaginary actions people do such as "sits down" or "eats taco" when you can actually sit down in-game. One that really bothers me is when people pretend to be cool, hip, popular rich people when they say shit like "checks iphone" or "texts" which is extremely annoying and pointless. As for eating tacos, bacon, or pie jokes, they aren't funny to me anymore in my opinion since I've grown out of the "XD" and random phase.

Second, false and unfair friendships. This is when a non-member just wants to hang out with a member. But no, the members act like complete assholes and refuse to cooperate with non-members. Thus, making non-members to force their parents into buying them a membership just so they could have more friends. It's Disney's tactic to use children's insecurities for financial gain.

And as for the penguin on the right, why are Colleges so cool now? They can't even spell it right for fuck's sake. xP


And the fifth panel is me disappointed.

To all Club Penguin fans, NO, I am NOT against you in any way. I'm just here to sum up what the game has become since my departure/when I became too old for it.

Club Penguin (c) Disney
Comic by me

Hipster penguin in fourth panel.
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:iconcpgoldlily1711:
CPGoldlily1711 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  New member
Those derp eyes...
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:iconlovelovebeam:
lovelovebeam Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  New member Student Artist
I HAT PREPS THEY ANOOY THE HEAK OUTA ME
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:iconlucywashere:
Lucywashere Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014
meh haters gonna hate
IM NOT SAYING I LIKE THE NEW CLUB PENGUIN NOW, ITS BULLSHIT!!
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:iconunikittyscourge:
unikittyscourge Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  New member
You got THAT right about those STUPID PUFFLE SHOP STEALING POOKIES!!! >:(
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:iconoscarkazooie:
oscarkazooie Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014
shit it got real
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:iconmlpfim456:
mlpfim456 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I was on Club Penguin and I walked up to a guy who was wearing a pearl necklace and I said "Haha you're wearing a girls necklace" and a bunch of other players said "OHHHHHHH!!"
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:iconitsmebrownmindpopper:
The fake random people. YES
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:iconremusyoshi:
remusyoshi Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Student Artist
Its true :(
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:icongoodmythicalbeast:
GoodMythicalBeast Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
so you hate club penguin?
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:iconmellasofi11:
mellasofi11 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG
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:iconactivistspider:
ActivistSpider Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014
*five years ago*
Me: Ahh well I finished all the PSA's missions, got all the nm clothing, worked hard on getting coins for my penguin, and I have decent friends. I played this game out for a while so I'll come back in a few years

Now:
Me: ...... My old account is no more... PSA was destroyed... missed a major event... members are jerks.... What the H*** is a pookie.... and what in the hell is EPF? Replaced the PSA? WHY IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SIMILAR MISSIONS! THEY GOT RID OF HOW HERBERT SHOWED UP(PSA missions)!!!! AND THEY ADDED PENGUINS THAT I DONT KNOW.... Well I'll come back in another five years..... nvm.... it'll be worse
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:iconabby1165:
abby1165 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
I think it was megg`s fault there was dating on cp >:c
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:iconabby1165:
abby1165 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
cp really has changed D':
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:iconderpyhooves9994:
derpyhooves9994 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Student General Artist
I extremely agree.
Pookies are annoying,
Preps are just weird,
Members are assholes,
and I am disapointed in the lack of nm clothing.
Hong Kong emote 
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:iconlovelovebeam:
lovelovebeam Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  New member Student Artist
Me too at least i have my mckenzie hair 
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:iconunikittyscourge:
unikittyscourge Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  New member
POOKIES are stupid heads.
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:iconabby1165:
abby1165 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
omfg ikr
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:iconabby1165:
abby1165 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
I`m a nice member tho o.e
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:iconskullkittenz21:
Skullkittenz21 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What I really dislike is how most penguins are brown. even my penguin's GF is brown!
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:iconcxdlover:
cxdlover Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's just so stupid. Have you seen the people saying 'bathroom at my iggy!'? It's the stupidest thing ever. Not to mention I watched one of my friends 'give birth' on Club Penguin and it was stupid. But I have to admit, I was laughing at the stupidness. I completely agree with this. And what is with all the brown penguins?
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:iconimyoshibacon:
ImYoshibacon Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What the hell goes through a kid's mind that makes them pretend to give birth in Club Penguin?
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:iconcxdlover:
cxdlover Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, right? It's just wrong..
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:iconlovelovebeam:
lovelovebeam Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  New member Student Artist
yeah But You Don't Have to Wear Boy Things to stand out of the crowd Alot of things changed sence 2012
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:iconbiggestanimehfan:
BiggestAnimehFan Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know how you feel.... 
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:iconredrosesutcliff17:
REDrosesutcliff17 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
Lol I agree im 18 and still play it I might get member ship but I will be friends with non members, heck I got a puffle name itachi for crying out loud, but yeah bacon if ur still playing this we should meet up somewhere
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:iconyesiplayminecraft:
yesiplayminecraft Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Sometimes I run around and I pretend to poo poo on preps... I call it preps are potties! rofl XD
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:iconnatureanddragons:
NatureAndDragons Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol I should troll by being a pookie and saying "Pick me, I am NOT snobby and have good grammar. " XD
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:iconyesiplayminecraft:
yesiplayminecraft Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
Pookies are okayish with me but i despise those STUPID FREAKING PREPS THAT ACT BETTER THAN EVERYONE UGGGGH!!!!
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:iconlovelovebeam:
lovelovebeam Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  New member Student Artist
I Hate Preps too
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:iconunikittyscourge:
unikittyscourge Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  New member
It's the POOKIES that get on mah nerves.
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:iconakirathehedgie:
akirathehedgie Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol thats so true i stopped playing a LONG time ago and i remember not being a member and people not wanting to talk to me XD then thousands of dollars later i was popular with a membership lol i wonder if its still like that?
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:icontotojo2:
Totojo2 Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Student Artist
I think, I was member and I make a lot of friends and after, I lost my membership and they stop talking to me  emmplz (fixed) 
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:iconunikittyscourge:
unikittyscourge Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014  New member
XD
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:iconyesiplayminecraft:
yesiplayminecraft Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
I hate that sooo much If you wanna friend me I'm aqua club5
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:icontotojo2:
Totojo2 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Student Artist
Me Totojo2 :P
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:iconakirathehedgie:
akirathehedgie Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Same Gloomy 
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:icontotojo2:
Totojo2 Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student Artist
I dont why they do that CURSE YOU! 
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:icontotojo2:
Totojo2 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Student Artist
Its always like that in Club penguin... That's why I stop playing it....
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:iconcandygirl4226:
Candygirl4226 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Student Artist
I always used to abuse the pookies by stabbing, punching, burning, kicking, killing, stealing their stuff and cursing at them (Beach=Bitch, Ship=Shit). Always following them and I would wear that African Painted Dog costume. Then I got banned for cursing....... I used to be one of those "cool" penguins with boyfriends and stuff and did "grown up stuff" and then he cheated on me and then he was like "I still like you a lot" and I was like"LOG OUT! LOG OUT" and then that scarred me for life. If a penguin says they love me, I log out and go to another server.
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:iconinvaderpucca:
InvaderPucca Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I remember when I used to have a non-member friend, we were friends, then he got a membership and whenever he was around, I'd say, "Hi!" and he'd waddle away. I got fed up with it and deleted him, only to find out soon after I was getting a 1 month membership. :P


And the things that bugs me the most about Pookies and Mumus is that, sooner or later, they become huge asses and either abuse the pookie(Mumu) or torture the mother and soon runs away for no real reason(Pookie) Even though it's fun the first few times(I watched) It's annoying, slowly more each time it happens. :3
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:iconcalexfc:
calexfc Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
So sad about your friend
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:iconinvaderpucca:
InvaderPucca Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Yeah... ;3; We were pretty much BVFF(Best Virtual Friends Forever) and now I forgot his username, so I can't try and fave him again...
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:iconcalexfc:
calexfc Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
Well you can add me if you want, my name is Alexfc. 
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:iconinvaderpucca:
InvaderPucca Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Okay. ;u;

(If you get a request from "Chickennose1", It's me. :3 )
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:iconayamechan2:
Ayamechan2 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Omg! I'm literally laughing so hard right now, because its SO TRUE! It's exactly what they do nowdays on Cp
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:iconremusyoshi:
remusyoshi Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Student Artist
i play cp and this is so true
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:iconcreamtherabbit127:
creamtherabbit127 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist
I know how that feels man about the dating and friendship with people fakely and unfairly,I even see in the university about a guy and girl loves,the guy cheats,the girl stole by other guy,the first guy got jealous and poof I start to admit its crazy mannn
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:iconcommenter-3000:
Commenter-3000 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
We should create 'fake' accounts and go to the pet shop every so often and throw snowballs at the pookies and mumus and *kicks idiot baby* *punches idiot baby* *kills idiot baby with a knife*. I've done that heaps of times and its funny to see their reactions. :D (Big Grin) 
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:icontriggerteam:
TriggerTeam Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're correct on that one, I've been playing since 2007 and it's just back flipped entirely. 
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:icondream-and-believe:
Dream-And-Believe Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
This basically sums up the whole thing!
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